Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts

Friday, October 25, 2013

Some More Conversations with Grace


Grace has been learning tons and tons of new words and even stringing them together into mini sentences. It is so fun hearing her say new words for the first time. Sometimes it takes me a minute to understand what she's saying, but you can see how hard she is trying to get us to understand. It's like she's been listening and storing away information and now it's all coming out rapid fire! She can count from 1-10 in order and sing most of her ABCs. Ellemennoopee is one letter, right?


Grace: Bunchin! 
Me: Bunchin? What's Bunchin?
Grace: Bunchin batch. Happy!
Me: Oh, pumpkin! Yes, we're going to the pumpkin patch and you'll get to trick or treat! You're saying Happy Halloween?!




This week at her school they've been learning about fire safety. They must be doing a really good job, because she definitely did know these words last week!

Grace: Fitruck! Fitruck scarrrrrry!
Me: Firetrucks aren't scary, they help people. 
Grace: Help. Help mommy. Help G. Help ME!
Me: Yes, they help everybody. Fire is scary.
Grace: FIRE HOT!
Thank you Puppy Creek Fire Dept. for all you do to keep us safe!
Grace: School! Eba!
Me: Yeah, you're going to school tomorrow to see Eva. 
Grace: Eba and Clarda. Play baby. Eba potty. 
Me: Eva goes pee-pee in the big potty. 
Grace: No diaper. Outside!

It is amazing how much she is learning! I am truly having a blast watching my little smarty pants! Here are her very first official school pictures:

Photo by Simply Heaven Photography

Photo by Simply Heaven Photography


Wednesday, June 26, 2013

More Conversations With Grace


Do you remember back in the 90's(?) when Not! was the big thing on the playground?

As in, "That's a really rad fanny pack! Not!"

You basically said something that you didn't mean at all, and then finished it with an emphatic and annoying NOT! (It's a lot like Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory's Bazinga!)

Photo Credit
Anyways, Grace seems to have picked up a sense of humor some where that reminds me a lot of elementary school Not! jokes... Maybe it's because she only knows a few select words? I guess that would seriously limit the type of jokes you could tell...

Me: Time to go. Let's get in the car. (Buckling her into her carseat)
Grace: Hot!
Me: Is it hot?
Grace: Nah! 
Me: No, it's not hot.
Grace: Hot! (Laughing)
"Ha, ha! Just kidding! It's opposite day!"

Me: Here's your snack. Yum, Goldfish. 
Grace: (Eats one) All Done!
Me: All done?
Grace: Nah! More! 
Grace: (Eats another cracker) All Done!


Me: Let's go inside and see G! (G is our dog)
Grace: G! 
Me: Yeah, you want to see G?
Grace: Nah.
Me: No?
Grace: Yeah! Geeeeeee!


Grace: Ruff, ruff! (Making panting noises)
Me: You're right, Grace, a dog!
Grace: Hop, hop. (What she calls rabbits)
Me: No, that's not a hop, hop, that's a dog.
Grace: Hop, hop!
Me: Dog!
Grace: Hop, hop!
Me: Dog!


Monday, May 6, 2013

Ain't Nobody Got Time For Zombies

In the past few weeks, I've been busy running from Zombies, bumpin' it up with the Lovely Lady Bumps, cultivating my green thumb and acting like a complete DIVA.

Let me explain:

A group of my Stroller Strides mama friends and I did the Zombie Escape at Panic Point. It's a 5K mud run with 20 obstacles and "zombies" roaming the coarse trying to steal your flags (like capture the flag).  It was a dirty, disgusting mess, and it was a blast. We made matching shirts using iron-on transfer paper that said, "Zombie Bait."

Font: Gogozombie and Cracked

I designed it in Photoshop, and then flipped the image for printing. With a simple iron, I was able to transfer the image from the paper onto the shirts. Fun! 

Here are some of the other t-shirt sayings/designs we were considering:


 
This picture was after the very first obstacle- so much for white shirts! 
Finish line glory! Way to go ladies!
I've also been spending some time with my favorite pastime- volleyball! MWR hosted a women's volleyball league, and we were able to pull together a pretty darn good team of ladies. We made it to the 5th round of double elimination playoffs, and I think we finished in the top 6 out of 15 teams. So proud!

After our final lose in the playoffs. End of season lays courtesy of Amber. 
Also vying for my attention was our new front yard. We finally (I know, sorry neighbors!) got grass put down in the front yard and added some trees. I will freely admit that I have never been able to keep a plant alive, but Cole seems pretty committed to the grass' well-being. With sod, I guess you have to make sure it gets plenty of water the first month so that the roots take and all of the strips of sod grow together. This means morning and evening watering... BY HAND! I've been doing some rain dancing for the sake of our water bill.

This picture was taken a few weeks ago, and luckily we've got some rain, so it's even greener now!
Finally, the last weekend of April, was the Diva Half Marathon in North Myrtle Beach. I've been nursing a IT band injury, so I was questionable about running this race....but....I paid the nonrefundable entry fee....and booked the nonrefundable hotel room... and really wanted my finisher bling....so I ended up running anyways. 

L: At the starting line at sunrise. Top R: Pre-run smiles Bottom R: A sea of pink, and I love the "Preserve the Sexy" shirt! 
Cole, Grace and I headed to the beach for a little R&R&R (rest, relaxation and running)! The course was very flat, well marked and had tons of spectators along the way. As I ran the first mile, I passed our hotel and Cole and Grace were out on the balcony waving! It was awesome. My knee felt pretty good until about mile nine, but at that point I wasn't about to give up. I finished with a 2:05 time, but I feel pretty positive that without my knee bothering me, I could have beat 2 hours... Maybe next year! 

Here's the finisher medal that was awarded to me by a shirtless fireman. They also hand out long stem red roses and flutes of champagne at the finish line. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I also got a teeny-tiny t-shirt and tiara and pink boa to wear as I crossed the finish line. 
So that's the scope from the last month. Now I'm trying really hard to rest my knee before I gear up training for my first marathon in October- the Marine Corps Marathon!  Rest is no fun, though. I'm thinking about signing up for the Fort Bragg Army Birthday 10 Miler and the Airborne Special Operations Museum 10K

Ain't nobody got time for injuries. 

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Tell Me What You Really Think

You know how when you're pregnant strangers just have to say something about the size of your belly? Some people just physically can not keep their mouths closed and their opinions to themselves. 

"Wow, are you having twins?"

I honestly think they don't realize they're being rude, but most pregnant women are not interested in their commentary. 

The same principle applies to babies and toddlers. Strangers just can't resist saying something. However, sometimes what they say is entirely inappropriate. 

"Well she certainly gets enough to eat, doesn't she?"

Likewise, parents and strangers in the checkout line dole out labels and backhanded compliments about Grace that leave me wondering if I should be offended or proud. 

"She's a sassy little thing!"

So, in the interest of parents everywhere (and completely in good fun) here is an easy list of translations:

They Say "Sassy"  They Mean "Disrespectful"
They Say "Picky"    They Mean "Ungrateful"                            
They Say "Creative   They Mean "Doesn't follow directions"
They Say "Mischievous   They Mean "Naughty"
They Say "Sensitive   They Mean "Cry-baby"
They Say "Healthy   They Mean "Fat"    
They Say "Smart   They Mean "Typical" 
They Say "Independent   They Mean "Unfriendly"
They Say "Ham   They Mean "Show-off"    

However, I have to hand it to the strangers. For once they actually got it right! Grace really is one sassy, picky, creative, mischievous, sensitive, healthy, smart, independent ham!





I couldn't be prouder!


Tuesday, January 24, 2012

I Like Nice Things and People Who Make Me Happy


Happy Tuesday! I'm so glad this is the last week of the hubby's training at Fort Polk. Hooray! Of course, I can't get any definitive return date from him, but he should be home by the 3oth at the latest!

Hurry home Daddy, your family misses you so much.

No word yet on his official deployment date either. Oh the Army life! I'll admit it has its tough times, but I try to remember I'm still in control of my own happiness. I am very thankful for the support I get from my amazing husband, family and friends.

Today we had temperatures over 70 degrees.
Perfect walking weather.
Tomorrow Grace and I are headed to our second Stroller Strides class. Muscles be warned!